sphagnum
moss that is found in wet, spongy ground.
person a: so what do you do for fun?
person b: i enjoy watching sphagnum grow.
really cr-p under rehe-rs-d band, who play friends of friends parties at bowling clubs etc…instead of applause they receive calls of “jukebox”
“gee this band sux, what a bunch of sphagnums! jukebox!”
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