Sphar
/noun/
1. a man/woman-child usually accompanied with a non-specific children’s drawing tattooed on his/her chest in reference to a sport/hobbies from past activities.
2. a soldier less than capable of menial tasks and duties, also good at shaming/blue falconing.
/verb/
spharting, to sphart: a particularly annoying gasous form of excrement escaping from a pair of b-tt cheeks after gay s-x.
good lord man is that a tattoo of a football tearing out of your chest? you must be a sphar!
get that sphar out of bed and tell her to actually attempt to not blame someone for her whorish past.
bobby can’t you ever hold your spharts in? i changed our pink satin sheets for the last time.
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