spism


another word for weed
officer: do you have any weed?
drug dealer: officer, no one even calls it weed anymore, its called spism
a mix of spit and j-sm
after some great head, she hockered up a megaload of spism
the true definition: severe neck pain, brought about by all too vigorous self-pleasuring, normally at point of release of the motherlode.
worker: sorry boss, i’m not able to make it in today; got physio later, and i’m on pain killers for my neck problem.

boss: spasm, or spism?

worker: spism – the missus was out shopping last night, so i took the ‘bull by the horns’ and it all went a bit wrong. it’s agony.

boss: bad luck chum – next time dont clench too hard, and no german telly.
the coma induced by working in front of a computer for more than 18 hours a day. indicators include, red puffy eyes, tattoo’s, drawn cheeks, piercings, pale skin, and red hair.

remedies include: sun, surf, and/or basketweaving.

the affliction is aggravated by continued computer use and/or redbull.
fred: dude did you see that?
joe: what?
fred: that chick is totally spism’d.
joe: naw, jane is always like that, she works too much.

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