Sphere of Careditude
used in the context of either giving a sh-t about something or not. the combination, to be used, has to p-ss two requirements: 1) that something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) you either give a sh-t or you don’t give a sh-t about it (usually the latter).
careditude is not a combination of the words care and att-tude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. it is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats -ss about what they are talking about without really sounding like a d-ck.
john – “man i am going broke and it’s because i spend all my money on p-rn.”
peter – “not my problem.”
john – “but you don’t understand, i can’t stop buying it.”
peter – “not within my sphere of careditude, f-g.”
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