sphinct


the feeling of an expanded -n-s after a large discharge of waste has been released from the body
rupert- oh man i just took a huge dump.
francis- wow dude you are so sphinct right now.
1. a bone in your b-tt

2. a term of derision, usually applied to small boys ages 9-11 who are foolish and immature. such boys are often skinny distance runners. they will usually attach to older roll models, often cousins, and refuse to stop annoying them despite countless hints, suggestions and outright commands to stop.

also they are often named koby
koby, you are such a sphinct
abbreviation for sphincter
ouch! it’s really burning my sphinct
(verb) to have -n-l s-x with a girl.
bob: “dude, did you sphinct her?”
joe: “did i what?”
bob: “sphinct her. you know, did you have -n-l s-x with her?”
joe: “yeah. and ohhh, i get it now; sphinct her, like sphincter… nice.”

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