sphincter cough


the act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jack-ss; talking like an -sshole

in other words, a complete -sshole undeserving of life
mike: did u hear somthing?
matt: no, why?
mike: hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room…
matt: d-mn, i can smell the bullsh-t all the way out here!

brad tried to play the b-ss, but could only produce a rather nasty -ss sphincter cough

joe: dudes!!!!!!!
mike: what a sphincter cough…

to talk like an -sshole. to spew out sh-t no one else wants to hear. usually these stories start out with a long annoying “duuuuuuudes”. which automatically throws you in to a rage that wants to make you kill the first person that crosses.
brantley’s sphinctercough made matt choke an innocent woman on the street. which finally ended with a .50 cal to the head to stop the giant.

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