Sphincter Slapped
1. the act of being repet-tively struck on the -n-s with devastating force.
2. before preforming -n-l s-x with a back door virgin, you spank her r-ct-m to “tenderize” or “loosen” the -n-s for easier penetration
1 ex. “yea man, last night at dinner hillary got me sphincter slapped when she told my parents about my herion addiction.”
2 ex. “while in bed with hilary the other day i flipped her over and sphincter slapped her for -n-l preparation.”
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