sphinkle
the act of artfully bedazzling your sphincter. similar to -ssjazzling, but with more sparkle.
ironically popular in san francisco, where the combination of a mission-style burrito, a fresh sphinkle job and a long walk up a steep hill may result in a dangerous form of internal combustion.
tristan: you seem different today, jill. you have a certain… sparkle.
jill: it must be my new sphinkles. it’s crazy how gluing plastic bits around your -sshole makes you feel so different… inside.
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