spice rack dwarf


a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout”give me the parsley b-tch”and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes
steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
you: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.

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