Spicy Ass


a condition whose main symptom consists of a strong, burning sensation of the rectal region. also known as spicy b-tt.
wow, that mexican food sure was good. little spicy though, so i got a bad case of spicy -ss.
the weird feeling you get on your b-tthole after you take a sh-t from eating hot or spicy food. it is an itchy, tingly feeling that you cannot scratch.
“yo. how many wings did you eat at cluck-u yesterday?”
“i ate 50 but it totally wasn’t worth it, i had the worst spicy -ss afterwards.”
“i know what you mean.”
an adjective used to more accurately explain the level of spiciness that the described noun exudes.

has nothing to do with b-ttholes.
that was some spicy -ss soup, man. my mouth is burnin up.
after you take a dump and you don’t wipe properly. therefore leaving fecal residue on your -n-s causing discomfort. such as itching, burning, stinging, pain, possibly leading to dingleberries.
tarl said to tenille i just took a mean sh-t and now i have a case of spicy-ss!!! or
i didn’t wipe good enough and now have spicy-ss!!!

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