spicy can opener


when you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your d-ck firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.
in the 1984 olympics greg louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his d-ck became so hot that; global warming.

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