Spicy chorizo
a culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate–thereby touching his p-n-s with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.
for the female version, see spicy taco.
“i was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. as i was washing my hands i realized i gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad i had to break out the milk.”
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