Spicy Taco
a culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate–thereby touching parts on or around her v-g-n- with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.
for the male version, see spicy taco.
“i was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. when i was washing my hands i realized i gave myself a spicy taco so bad i had to break out the milk.”
rigorously rub spicy chili peppers all over your p-n-s (don’t worry about that tingly, awesome burning sensation) just before f-cking like a rock star.
sara, “hey mindy, i heard you’re f-cking gordan ramsey from h-lls kitchen?”
mindy, “yeah, last monday was the mexican episode and he gave me such a bad spicy taco i had to put an ice cube in my p-ssy!”
before engaging in some very “hot” and erotic foreplay with d-ld-s and/or vibrators, you dip or spray the toys down with some pepper spray or some bear mace, and i mean give em a real good coat. then you take the false w-ngs and you proceed to go directly to town on your partner’s beav and/or bung. if you so choose, you may enjoy the spicyness as well using your mouth or genitals, or both.
say, love m-ffins? how’s about i duck into that hunting supply store real quick, and pick up some bear mace. then, we can meet behind that dumpster, and i’ll hook you up with a spicy taco while we wait for grandma to get out of surgery?
a douchebag who stalks two girls to big truck tacos and gets b-tched when they go through the drive thru. common symptoms include, but are not limited to: paying for the targets night at the fair and then getting ditched for another man, abandoning friends to stalk targets, excessive talking about one’s wrestling career to try to impress the stalked girl(s), and excessive crying and pouting over the above situations
sounds like a case of the spicy taco
this is when you get anything spicy (tabasco, salsa), or anything else spicy that you would eat, and dump them into a p-ssy. when you start licking her p-ssy, it will taste good. like a taco.
my girlfriend gave me the worst head when were were 69ing. so i decided to put some tabasco sauce up her p-ssy. dayum. i didnt even notice her bad head when i was tasting that spicy taco!
the reaction from a woman after hot sauce is applied near her treasure track.
put hot sauce on your hand and rub away.
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