spicy key
karmic retribution for being an -sshole by someone who has access to your keys (i.e., a valet, a mechanic, a loved one, etc.), whereby your car key is inserted in the offended party’s -n-s and then removed as if nothing occurred; a key that has been made “spicy ” by means of -n-l insertion. especially effective on hot summer days when people are extra sweaty.
“after complaining and calling me incompetent in front of the entire bike shop, i made the customer’s key extra spicy.”
so i gave him a spicy key.
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