Spicy Moose Jelly
the same condition that occurs to create moose jelly but the liquid left behind after the fart or shart that covers the outer linings of the b-tt/-sshole is from a spicy meal or meals such as thai food, mexican food, habanero salsa, etc. spicy moose jelly is noted by a lingering burn and sting of the -n-s from just even just the smallest amount of jelly.
darlene started her day off with a delicious jalapeno omelet. at lunch, she joined several co-workers at an office super bowl party where she enjoyed several bowls of five alarm chili. for dinner, her husband treated her to dinner at her favorite thai restaurant where she enjoyed the extra spicy thai noodles. her day of savory and spicy dining caught up with her the next day, however. during a morning meeting, darlene attempted to p-ss gas due to her bloated feeling and ended up with spicy moose jelly. she sat and squirmed in her seat until the meeting was over so she could do a quick wipe job and relieve the sting.
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