spicy pasta
the act of trying to save one’s relationship by “spicin it up”.
step 1: lather hot sauce on any type of pasta noodles
step 2: toss the noodles until all of them are saturated with hot sauce.
step 3: insert the pasta into your partner’s -n-s.
step 4: have the opposing partner eat the pasta out of one’s -sshole
the end result will connect the two individuals on a sensual level while also satisfying one’s hunger.
bro 1: “yo man, my chick and i eat some spicy pasta last night in bed!”
bro 2: “d-mn son you two are kinky as sh-t!”
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