spicy smogcheck
the act in which the male cooks a meal for his partner consisting of her favorite foods.he then procedes to eat all of the prepared food in front of her, sharing none at all. after a period of digestion, he then forces himself to vomit the meal into her r-ct-m, and procedes to use the vomit as a lubricant for -n-l s-x.
“last thursday evening, after the wife spilled my beer on me, i went into the kitchen, and proceded to spicy smogcheck that ho.”
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