Spicy Tom
a bl-w j-b or c-nn-l-ng-s in which the recipient’s genitalia is covered in tapatio hot sauce and, if available, fresh j-palenos. after the recipient c-ms, the blower spits the concoction into a bowl. both proceed to eat it with bearitos all-natural tortilla chips.
wow melonie, that spicy tom sure did hit the spot!
that bar mitzvah would have really sucked without the spicy tom.
this spicy tom is making my eyes water!
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