Spider Panther


a mercenary female who targets and tries to seduce men who can help her career, regardless of whether they are attached or not. often pretends to be ‘one of the boys’, e.g. drinks pints, claims to like extreme sports, etc.,

predatory like a panther, she spins a web of suitable lies to catch them, bleeds them dry of information and contacts, then devours them like a black widow spider.

will most likely pick an older man who will be flattered and easily fooled. like a panther but more calculating, creepy and scary like a spider.
1. that wannabe actress was all over that movie star right in front of his wife, what a spider panther!

2. the girl’s a total spider panther, hanging around bars where celebrities hang out in the hope of snaring one stupid enough to help her get a break in showbiz.

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