spider-girl
may “mayday” parker. daughter of peter “spider-man” parker and mary jane watson-parker. active in the marvel comics parralell universe refered to as “mc2” (marvel comics 2)
introduced in what if… volume 2 #105
-have you read the new spider-girl?
-no, that sounds like a cheap knock-off.
– fu, spider-girl pwns, defalco is teh sh-t
when a guy c-ms in a girl’s mouth and she spits it into her hand and then slaps it on his chest, usually while yelling “spidergirl!”
“the bl-wj-b was fantastic but after i came i heard her yell “spidergirl!” and before i could move i had a red hand mark on my chest and j-zz all over myself”
when a guy c-ms on a girl’s face, then she wipes it off with two fingers and flicks it onto the dude’s face.
that -sshole shot a load on my face so i wiped it off and gave him a spider girl!
similar to “spiderman”.
following an internal moneyshot, the female recipient stands up and as the s-m-n runs out of the v-g-n- the woman kicks one leg out to the side so that the s-m-n is flung out onto the floor and yells “spidergirl”. this motion closely resembles the motion of a person atttempting to shake a fart out of their pant leg
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