Zlee
1. n. peculiar kind of punning slang, believed to have originated in the south eastern suburbs of melbourne. australia. characterised by its ability to turn any regular word into a pun, regardless of circ-mstances or appropriateness. eg keith urban dictionary
2. v. to zlee, zleed, zleeing. to portray affluence and wealth whilst simultaneously decrying a lack of funds and not appearing to be gainfully employed.
friend 1: is big phil coming to the gig at niddrie community hall tonight?
friend 2: nah, he says he can’t afford the cover charge. then i see him totally zleeing around town in a porshe 996 gt3 with three lingerie-clad hookers in the back.
friend 1: gosh, that man knows how to zlee
a small african tribe in the southern most tip of africa.
those zlee people are some fierce people.
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