Spider Juice
occasional
as of when a girl is giving a bl-wj-b, and stops to take a breath, but faces the dreaded strings of saliva/”pre–j-c-l-t–n fluid” that remain stuck between her mouth and the p-n-s she is sucking.
so called because it resembles a spider web with morning dew on it.
“i was enjoying being sucked off so much last night i started to ooze. sadly this was at the same time as the missus was taking a breath and we got spider juice. legend has it that the joneses down the road bottle and sell the stuff.”
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