spider under the table


this phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall — that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.
from the star trek: the next generation episode, “lower decks”:

“how would you like to be a spider under that table?”
“what?”
“a spider under the table.”
“is that like a fly on the wall?”
“i guess so.”

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