spiderman app
it sounds way cooler to say “i got the spiderman app” than “i dropped my phone and the screen broke.” the result of both is having eternal spiderwebs on your smartphone.
-drops phone- oh hey, wow, cool, i got a spiderman app.
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a stupid dumb-ss. a troll. someone extremely stupid who thinks he’s actually smart. a great insult to call someone that. “you are a spikeey” “your mom is a spikeey” “you pulled a spikeey”
- poender
used to describe the person at a social event that was only invited because he’s rich. no one usually likes him/her. we need more booze. get the poender here now!
- spilt fuck
a person, or an object that looks awful, horrible, ugly, digusting. also describes ones feelings best used for someone who is either sick, or has a hangover. “i feel like spilt f-ck.” “man, you look like spilt f-ck.” a adjative for someone who is not looking so hot. “that b-tch looks like spilt-f-ck today”
- Spin Cycling
going back and forth between hitting a joint / blunt / bowl (etc.) and drinking alcohol and claiming each time that your mouth is dry because of cottonmouth (so you need a drink). i got too crossfaded last night because i was spin cycling
- poke it with a stick
“poke it with a stick” is an idiom and originates in one’s coming across a motionless thing, possibly some sort of creature. one typically responds by poking it with a stick or any longish handy object one wouldn’t mind possibly getting gooey when visual inspection alone fails to identify the thing. verbal speculation with others […]