Spiderwoman
the reverse spiderman. where a guy j-zzes in a chick’s hand and she throws it back in his face and pulls a spiderman on his -ss: throwing the splooge back in his face like spiderman’s web, pulling the imaginary web rope as she gets up to -ssume the superhero pose.
mike was about to -j-c-l-t- in ashley’s mouth, but she pulled back and he came in her hand and she surpised him with a spiderwoman… his life will never be the same!
after a guy spiderman’s you, you kick him in the b-lls and wipe his own j-zz into his face while he’s doubled over. proceed to do the spiderman web slinging poses and then stand like a proud female superhero while he learns his lesson.
my boyfriend spiderman’d me last night so i spiderwoman’d him back. he’ll think twice before doing that again.
female with a single extraordinary power. having never visited her minge with a razor, she has a magnificent array of spiders legs protruding from her knickers thus being able to render any man into a state of shocked horror at a hundred yards.
beach dude 1 (dazed): “whoaaa … did you see that chick’s bikini-line?”
beach dude 2: “yeah … like it must’ve been spiderwoman.”
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