spiffer


an adjective used to describe a dirtball who’s all dressed up. a combination of spiffy and dapper.
“dude, you look so spiffer tonight!”
the root of all things that lounge in the awesomeness of spiff.

spiff can be traced back to ancient anglo-saxon society when kings would ride through the sh-tholes of england. the people would be liberated from their sh-t shoveling lives by the spiff surrounding the king and his knights.

this is true, b-tches…
spifferific, spiffy, spifftastic, etc…

i’m really feeling the energy of that spiffer…

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