spiflicate


a light-hearted term for punishment (generally of a child), where that punishment is not intended to be carried out
“if you don’t stop pushing your carrot sticks up your nose, johnny, i’m going to spiflicate you”
1 more definition
1. to deal with someone violently and thoroughly, causing irreversable damage.

2. used as an empty threat for children.
1.
person 1: “yo mang, i’m gunna pull you’s vocal chords out of yo trap and strangle you wit dem.”
person 2: “try it and i’ll spiflicate you.”
person 3: “ooooooooh!!!”

2.
looking back on her childhood, billy-jo realized she had been silly to live in fear and terror of the often promised ‘spiflication’ at the hands of her stepfather.

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