spinach
a pretty delicious food if you know how to cook it properly.
american currency. the greenback.
i dream of finding a bag of spinach in the ditch every night.
see:marijuana,reefer,pot,ganja,dope,chronic,bud,herb,smoke,gr-ss,indica,dank,green,wacky tobacky,lambs breath,the stuff that killed elvis….
it’s me spinach.
i needs me spinach.
codeword for healthy broads. healthy- as in fit, eating right, easy on the eyes, ya know healthy
three types of spinach:
1) regular ol spinach aka spinach- she a looker so holla
2) baby spinach (baby greens)- f-freshman, extra spice
3) use this one sparingly
3)certified organic spinach- anything short of a 9 doesnt fall in this category, dimepeices
courtesy of mroski and bp
d-mn thats some baby spinach right thurr
a rather derisive alternate name and mispr-nunciation for spanish.
i wouldn’t have to “press 1 for english” if we didn’t have all these people that only spoke spinach.
the portion of the l-b– minora that protrudes beyond the l-b– majora. some women have a lot, some none at all. if a big dollop protrudes, the women is said to have “a lot of spinach.”
look at this model! what a mouthful of spinach that would be!
c-m.
sperm.
-j-c-l-t–n fluids.
and you ask why?
here is why:
one -j-c-l-t–n contains the same amount of proteins, vitamins, minerals, and amino acids as eight ounces of steak, ten eggs, six oranges, and two lemons.
so after someone swallows, they should feel like popeye after he’s had a can of spinach, because of all these nutrients.
guy 1: last night i watched her swallow my spinach.
guy 2: haha! she be like popeye now!
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