Spinchat
spinchat is a website where bipolar virgins with mental illness try to meet girls who put pictures of models from google images as their profile pictures. now a good 90 percent of the girls on spinchat are 50 year old men who tuck their fat into their sweatpants. besides the great sh-m-l- population on spinchat it also offers many trolls. most of these trolls were s-xually abused when they were younger. there are however the few respectable trolls. aside from that if you’re favorite game happens to be minecraft and you’re into watching gay p-rn i suggest spinchat is the right place for you.
example 1:
guy 1: hey dude let’s go on spinchat and make girl accounts
guy 2: yeah we should maybe we can find some lesbians that will date us.
example 2:
troll: (i’m a 35 year old virgin and i’m mad) 🙁 goes in -attack mode- “hey you guys are f-gs my life is so much better than yours”
example 3:
registereds-xoffender: d-mn no one ever wants to hang out with me because i’m an old and ugly fat pervert. i guess i should make a spinchat.
a website where heteros-xual men who can’t attract a partner in real life pretend to be bis-xual girls, thinking that other bis-xual girls will then talk to them about their s-x lives. these “men” soon desire more than merely taking about s-x, and seek to lure unsuspecting bis-xual girls into sending pictures of their genitalia. they do this by uploading a stolen picture of an attractive female as their profile picture. they also acquire photos of a females genitalia, which they can claim is their own and swap for similar photos from the aforementioned bis-xual girls. often, these “men” will search for a p-rnographic collection featuring many photographs of the same girl, preferably with several fully clothed pictures as well. armed with what now appears to be a legit series of photographs of “themselves”, they then seek out bis-xual girls to lure into a picture swap. however…in their smugness over the cleverness of their deceit, they overlook the fact that their chat partner is also an ugly loser guy who can’t get laid, and that both men are in fact jacking off over each other.
what brings you to spinchat. you’re cute. let me show you my v-g-n-. now i want to see your v-g-n-.
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