spinning grapefruit of doom
what happens when you throw a grapefruit from a vehicle that is traveling 75+ mph. the grapefruit must roll when it hits the ground (as opposed to “splat”, in which case you just smashed a grapefruit which any drunken monkey can do. congrats, you fail at life). the centrifugal force from the spinning causes the juice to push on the skin. after a few seconds of rolling the grapefruit will explode. warning!!! geting caught preforming the spinning grapefruit of doom has more dire consiquences than preforming a steaming teakettle on a unsuspecting victim. (charge: “launching a missle from a moving vehicle”, possable felony)
“dude, did you see that spinning grapefruit of doom take out that satanic bunny”
“great aim, let’s try a cantalope”
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