spiritual slut
a highly promiscuous woman who has evolved her craft into a philosophy, a religious practice, and/or a medical practice. she can heal the wounds in a man’s or woman’s soul with the power of her c-nt.
man #1: hey, you know that lady next door just took in another guy going through a breakup?
man #2: oh yeah, that girl. man, i heard she lights scented candles around the bed and f-cks the holy living sh-t out of a guy or a girl, and when she’s done with them they’re all ‘i’m healed’ or something like that. just the ones that are hurting, mind you, and she don’t take no money either.
man #1: oh, she’s some sort of spiritual sl-t, huh?
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