spit the winkle
when someone sticks a garden hose up their -ss & fills up their intestines with water, walks like a duck to their nearby target, and launches the high pressure stream of water out of their -ss…ideally hitting someone in the face.
it was deemed that no example is needed for the term spit the winkle.
a past time (usually played in sober living houses) that involves inserting a 2 liter bottle full of warm water into your -ss and then exerting pressure to eject the water as far as possible.
when he spit the winkle a chunk of poo hit the dog in the head. then the dog ate it
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