Spit-tweet
a twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.
a version of spit-take
that tweet was so funny, that i did a spit-tweet while reading it!
before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it’ll cause a spit-tweet.
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