spit valve


when an unusually tall girl is giving a man a rusty trombone in the 69 position while p-ssing in his mouth
“that josh watson is a lucky man dating that ckick basketball player, she’s so tall that she spit valved him last night.”
the valve(s) found on a br-ss-wind instrument that are opened to release saliva acc-mulated while playing.
you’re rattling. empty your spit valve.

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