spite hot
when you decide to transform yourself into a s-xy beast (in body or spirit) in order to make another person feel a certain emotion (anger, insecurity, jealousy, longing, loss, etc). usually happens after a bad breakup and the act personifies pettiness in it’s final form.
friend 1: sorry you broke up with xander. he was an -ss anyway.
friend 2: it’s all good, i’m going to hit the gym and get spite hot just to post pictures on instagram and rub it in his face.
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