spite invite
to invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.
example a:
kevin: do you want to be my date for kitty’s wedding?
scotty: oh, how appealing, a spite invite?
— brothers & sisters, after kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn’t called him or left him any messages.
example b: your sibling p-sses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. that would be a spite invite.
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