spitnum
the p-n-s is removed from vigourous v-g-n- penetration and inserted into the oral cavity and -j-c-l-t–n ensues, followed by a swift blow to the throat, causing the recipiant to spit up the oral contents.
mary: if you behave yourself at the christmas party i will let you perform a spitnum!
henry: this is shaping up to be the best christmas ever!
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