spitting python


the spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. i prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. while non-venomous, it is known for it’s milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. it comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.
hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?

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