Spitzerface
the face of reluctant apology (or cr-pology) because you have to even though your sh-t’s totally f-cked regardless, as made by new york governor eliot spitzer as he apologized on national television for sleeping with high-cl-ss hookers, even though he knew he was going to have to resign over this.
represented by the emoticon:
):-
douche: she caught me in bed with her sister.
friend: what did you do?
douche: well, i dismounted first, then apologized
friend: how’s that going?
douche: (spitzerface) ):-
fatty: i ate his last doughnut. what do i do?
fatty’s advisor: (spitzerface) ):-
fatty: sh-t, you’re right.
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