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spivey:
a verbal catchall.
a word that can be used in almost any situation to replace almost any word in almost any context (most particularly adverbs & adjectives.)
a non-explitive which is surp-ssed in linguistic versatility only by the english word “f-ck”.
“i was gonna get her a gift, but she was akkin’ all spivey n’ sh-t.”

“check out ya boi’s new suit, tell me i ain’t spivey as h-ll!”

“dem boi on the corner lookin’ mad spivey son!”

“ooo wee! getcho -ss over here gurl, whitcho spivey thighs!”

dude a) “hey bro, you don’t look so spivey.”
dude b) “yeah, i’m feelin’ a little spivey today, i don’t think i’ll be able to go with y’all on the road trip.”

“they said what?!? they don’t know me! i’ll get spivey on a m-th-f-kka wit’ the quickness!”

(observing a fly femme killin’ it on the dance floor:)
“daaaayum! git spivey wit’ it girl!”

“i’m the spiveyest man alive!!!!”
an traditional british name, often meaning quick-witted, untrustworthy, and irresponsible. due to -ssociation with these characteristics, the name was often a label for thieves and petty criminals.
i ran into my old friend michael spivey at the mall today.
a spivey is a person of any age, gender or s-xuality who spends a disproportionate amount of time doing their hair, often making them late for things, or resulting in people finding them slightly pathetic due to their efforts.
your hair looked fine 25 minute ago, you’re such a spivey!
a proper name or nickname variation of the british slang term spiv, which is defined as a slacker who lives by his wits or one that shirks responsibility. first heard in a dances with wolves scene, when kevin costner’s character is called “spivey” by a soldier.
that guy tells his boss he is working from home, but is really out riding his buell motorcycle or watching baseball, what a spivey!

sean has had the nickname of spivey ever since working summer camp at lost valley.
anyone who is hateful, spiteful, or generally b-tchy. typically this term is used in reference to a woman of ill character.
man, corry’s ex steph is a spivey -ss b-tch!
sneaky, like a ninja.

also, cold and calculating.

resourceful, a la macguyver.
i couldn’t shoot him in paintball because that spivey m-effer just vanished into thin air.

you never know what he’ll do; he’s spivey like that.

we didn’t have the tools we needed to fix it, but since buster is as spivey as macguyver, we were soon back on the road.