spizz

j-zz that is flying in the air at high velocity
my spizz comes to a dead stop when it reaches my girlfriend’s face
noun; a combination of spit (saliva) and j-zz. normally -ssociated with sl-ts.
she got spizz all over my sheets.
or
she got spizz all over my pillow.
to spit in a girl’s face after j-zzing on it.
man, last night i spizzed on her and she made me sleep on the couch.
slang for mysp-ce used among select, lazy northwest-ohio teenagers.
amanda: hey andrew!
andrew: good morrow amanda, whatcha doinn?!
amanda: not so much just gettin’ on the good ol’ spizz!
andrew: wowzer! you must be lazy, select, and northwest-ohioan!!
amanda: d-mn-straight
(adj): a nickname or word for a stoner, who is a total hippie, however when high, they will become outrageously hyper and constantly try and beat people with dusters and pocket knives.

spizzes can be really productive to society despite that fact that they steal, have s-x with overage personelle and drink themselves into an un-handleable state.
v: ay yo man, this is st-tches, do you have it?
m: give me the phone! now!
b: spizz, calm the f-ck down, i’m not sober enough for this.
right before a man uses a urinal, he spits into. i don’t know why, its just something men do.
after a big lunch, i had to spizz right before i started peeing
verb. to -j-c-l-t- into the -n-s, lick out the s-m-n, and sipt it into the mouth of the p-ssive partner. usually occurs at the end of h-m-s-xual intercourse without condom. sipzzing can, however, occur between a heteros-xual couple.
look at those guys spizzing on the internet.

het, baby, let me spizz you with my hot sticky man juice.

yeah, i spizzed him, but it didn’t taste too good.

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