Splaf
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng over your girlfriends face.
baby, can i splaf on your face tonight?
simultaneous pedestrian lateral avoidance failure: splaf
the awkward situation in which two people cannot find a way to avoid one another while walking in opposite directions toward one another, as one person continually moves horizontally to match the other’s movements.
onlooker 1: “what are they doing, moving back and forth like that?”
onlooker 2: “it’s a splaf.”
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