splap


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into a hand and then slapping someone across the face with it.
i splapped the b-tch across the face.
the sound a p-n-s makes when it slaps someone on the forehead.
grifter splapped blackrose when he was in texas, while she was djing.
verb.-to take a dump in the woods
i just splapped by the highway.
the noise of a t-rd emitted by the -n-l cavity of any fat person hitting the toilet water, creating splashback.
i can hear laura splapping from here!

laura does enjoy a good splap.

splap on your face.

i have splapped everywhere.

laura splaps three times a day.

laura smells a bit splappy.
a confection comprised of chocolate, caramel and biscuit, characterised by its ‘big lump’ shape.
holy cr-p guys, i’m hungry for some splap.

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