splash haka
a way in which a woman can urinate without dampening her legs or leaving an incriminating ‘puddle’ when a public lavatory is not available.
after removing any panties she adopts a squat position and then walks slowly forward with her hands smacking the top of her thighs in a rhythmic manner. this is reminiscent of the new zealand maori war dance, with vigorous movements and stamping of the feet with rhythmically shouted accompaniment. some women adopting this technique do vocalise with loud chants reminiscent of the all blacks at the beginning of a rugby match, believing that this distracts any onlookers.
this technique does leave a trail rather than a puddle, but evaporation is quicker because the urine has been dissipated. the original concept was developed in auckland, new zealand. it is sometimes referred to as the “kiwi pee”.
“keep my sun bed free guys, i’m going for a splash haka at the end of the beach.”
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