Splash in the floor
when u are havin s-x nd the girl is so loose that when ur about to get off ur p-n-s falls out nd u c-m everywhere (but inside her lol) aka -spash in the floor-
guy 1-so was she any good
guy 2- no man, every1 hit is obviously
guy1-why did u splash in the floor?
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