splash screen
the first page of a web site that introduces the user to the content of the page and contains a single link. the index.
also refers to the loading page of a program or os.
the link opened up to the splash screen of a p-rnographic web site. the page was covered in pictures of naked women to grab the viewers’ attention, and contained a single enter link.
as the program was loading, the company’s logo appeared above the loading bar.
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