splasher

the splash of water that hits your -ss or nuts when you take a big sh-t and the water splashes back up
after that big poo the splasher made my whole -ss wet
(1) (n) — the act of a male -j-c-l-t-ng with sufficient force and volume as to result in a splash of seminal fluid upon contact with a solid surface.

(2) the definition (1) where the receiving surface is the face of the male’s s-xual partner, which may be male or female. this is an extreme form of the common facial. it is particularly prominent among young, s-xually inexperienced gay or bis-xual males who suffer strong and often premature -j-c-l-t–ns and who find it humorous or pleasurable to direct their seminal fluid towards the cheeks or teeth of the other male partner. it can also be achieved by drinking prodigious amounts of water prior to s-xual activity and frustrating the -j-c-l-t–n several times prior to the actual release. though often perceived as derogatory, particularly when the receiving partner is a female who is not a member of a sorority, the splasher is in fact complimentary due to the required intensity of the s-xual release. it is often requested by the receiving partner, who if young and male is commonly a member of a fraternity, a jock, a boi or a twink, and if young and female is either unattractive and seeking acceptance and another s-xual encounter at a later date, or is hot and adept at giving oral pleasure. requesting a splasher, whether for one’s own pleasure or for the pleasure of the male receiving the oral s-x, does not imply sl-ttiness or promiscuity. requesting multiple splashers from frat boys lined up in front of you, however, does.

since it is complimentary in nature, the splasher should always be rewarded with continued post-ejaculatory oral s-x and swallowing of any seminal fluid deposited in the mouth or near enough to the mouth to be collected by licking the lips and wiping the chin.
1) one time i saw this frat kid give a chick a splasher in front of like three of his bros. dude i thought at least two of them were gonna try to lick it off for her!
2) frat kid 1: “c’mon bro gimme that nut. i want that splasher again!”
frat kid 2: “yeah bro stroke that sh-t. here it c-ms bro close your eyes this time!”
3) girl: “the first time i sucked a guy off at a frat party he gave me a splasher and left c-m all over my face. i thought i got it all off but when i got home i found some more on my cheek!”
when a bad case of diarrhea hits the toilet stall
christ, dude, who put the cuisinart splasher to the walls of this stall?!
(mostly) a male that pees all over the toilet, due to the lack of aiming it into the toilet.
no example of the word splasher is available at this moment.
one who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge
i sa another splasher jump of the dames point bridge today.
a name for a bodyboarder, used particularly when they get in the way of surfers, although not necessarily so.
“gtfo of my way, you splasher!

when one spits on a rainy day and the spit hits the puddleand makes a splash.
‘wow man! that loggie was a splasher for sure’