Splay
to spread them sk-nk -ss legs wide in hopes of attracting or luring in persons in search of poontang
d-mn did you see that b-tch splay ova there? she aint even wearin any underwear. guess i’ll be seeing yall tomorrow
a visual defect created during plastic molding in which air and water create splash marks on the finished part.
splash + spray = splay
the act of collapsing as awkwardly and spread out as possible creating an unrivaled feeling of elation and euphoria and happiness – an act generally accomplished in the nude.
she spent all afternoon splayed out over the sh-ll of a tortoise.
a rip-off of display, which, in turn, is somewhat of a rip-off of “represent”.
stand up for yourselves and ‘splay homies.
splendid + day
have a splay!
v/n
verb: the act of opening ones steak sized l-b– in order to attract a mate
or
the act of coitus
noun: food item that is generally messy
verb: d-mn, that b-tch had her cooter splayed out like an open-faced sandwhich!
or
she splayed for me on prom night!
noun:
yeah dude, my mom made this awesome splay…i think she said it was some sort of alfredo.
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