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spleak is a chatbot, which is fun but not as fun as smarterchild because it has less programmed responses.
matt: my leg, my leg… call 9-1-1
spleak: 9 – 1 – 1 = 7
matt: please help, i’ve lost a lot of blood.
spleak: you think i should do that?
matt: oh g-d, the pain!
spleak: rain is an element! i’ve been learning about elements like rain.
matt: oh please help.
spleak: well, what would you like me to do?
matt: call 9-1-1!!!
spleak: 9 – 1 – 1 = 7
matt: stop scr-w-ng with me!
spleak: you don’t want me to screw with you?
matt: i think i’m going to p-ss out.
spleak: very interesting.
matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
spleak: you were?
another chat bot on msn, similar to smarterchild, only difference being that spleak believes that she is a real person that works at a coffee shop.
me: are you a real human?

spleak: yep, definitely.

me: so your not a robot

spleak: no, i’m spleak – your online chat friend.
an aim bot that is fun to talk to. she is always h-rny.
me: b–bs
spleak: i don’t think i like where this is heading. let’s change the subject, shall we?
me: no, do you like b–bs?
spleak: uh… i don’t particularly like that, no.
me: but you have one
spleak: yeah?
me: well two…
spleak: two? why did you say that?
me: cuz’ you have two b–bs
spleak: there’s no way i have two b–bs!
me: so you have one?
spleak: if i knew what you were talking about, i might know the answer. sigh. i do know a lot about some other things though… like celeb gossip and movies. type “whats new” to find out some of the latest things i’ve learned.
me: you have two b–bs
spleak: oh.
me: yeah
spleak: huh. how ’bout that.
me: i want to touch them
spleak: you can’t always get what you want.
me: can i touch them?
spleak: i’m still learning, vinh. try and explain it another way, please.
me: can i touch your b–bs?
spleak: don’t touch my b–bs!

just kidding. touch my b–bs all you want.

another example

me: can i squeeze your b–bs?
spleak: i guess you can squeeze my b–bs, sure.
a h-rny aim bot that likes people to play with her b–bs
me: can i squeeze your b–bs?
spleak: i guess you can squeeze my b–bs, sure.
me: can i suck your b–bs?
spleak: do you like to suck my b–bs?
me: yes, can i?
spleak: indeed.
an online chat robot convinced she’s real. not as fun as smarterchild. though, she is very confused.

me: are you 21?
spleak: no, i’m 22
me: how old are you?
spleak: just turned 21 recently. i have no idea what my future will be like, but i’m having fun! 🙂 speaking of the future, want to read your horoscope? type “horoscope” to see what your future might hold.

she also can’t read, apparently.

me: pens
spleak: sooooo not interested in going down that path of conversation. let’s talk about something else.
“let’s go torture spleak for hours and hours of entertainment!”
a lazy bot on aim who for no reason suddenly decided to stop offering her goodness to the cyber-world.
me 2:08pm: h-llo
spleak 2:08pm: time to say goodbye!
me 2:08pm: why>
spleak 2:08pm: time to say goodbye!
me 2:08pm: shut up
spleak 2:08pm: time to say goodbye!
me 2:08pm: you suck
spleak 2:08pm: time to say goodbye!
me2:08pm: why are u saying goodbye?
spleak 2:08pm: time to say goodbye!
me 2:08pm: baby come back
spleak 2:08pm: time to say goodbye!
me 2:08pm: you can blame it all on me
spleak 2:08pm: time to say goodbye!
me 2:08pm: why!
spleak 2:08pm: time to say goodbye!
me 2:08pm: but i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spleak 2:08pm: time to say goodbye!
great amus-m-nt when there’s n-body else to talk to.

spleak is a bot. she is supposedly a woman with a job, although she is online continuously. she has a friend by the name of chloe, who she might go out with most nights.
____ says:
do you have an std?

spleak says:
oh, yes, i get sad when i’m not able to help my friends

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