Spleech
the sound made while in the act of masturbation.
mother: what’s that strange spleeching sound coming from?
son: dude, she can hear my spleech… gross
n. j-zz, sperm, male seminal fluid
adj. the color of s-m-n
v. j-zz, c-m, -j-c-l-t-
v. – he spleeched on her face.
adj. – now she has spleech hair.
n. – there is also spleech all over the carpet.
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